Rob Responsibly
Canada is so friendly it’s just bizarre how their map doesn’t look like a full smiley face. In this example, you can see that plant thievery had just been conducted. But instead of losing their cool and getting the cops involved, the owner here chose to take the matter into his own hands in the most Canadian way ever.
The owner literally asks the thief to take the entire rhubarb instead of cutting its base on their next stealing rampage. From a Canadian mindset, this seems like the smartest thing to do because the thieves here are known for their kindness. We really do wish that this particular thief pays attention to the stealing instructions and does the needful.