The Most Important Choice You’ll Ever Make
This next tweet feels alarmingly plausible because there is a shockingly high number of women who fall into these two camps. As of this writing, Nick Cannon has fathered 11 children by six different women since 2011, while Pete Davidson seems to pop up with a new woman every month (and every single time, the woman is someone that you think ought to know better).
But which would I choose, if I had to pick one of the two? Obviously, having a baby is a lot more permanent, but then Nick Cannon doesn’t give me slight heebie-jeebies, which Pete Davidson does. On the other hand, Pete Davidson still has a lot of connections from his days at SNL, and he could introduce me to my favorite cast members. Really, it’s a toss-up.