Like the Deserts Miss the Rain
I can’t relate to this next tweet. This is partly because I was never cool, but it’s also because I grew up in the desert, where literally everyone talked about how much we needed the rain all the time. I remember praying for rain in church when I was maybe six and too young to really know why rain was important.
But for you cool kids who did not grow up in a place with sagebrush and tarantulas, you might see yourself in this tweet. You might have become one of these uncool old-timers who now talk about boring things like the weather and retirement savings and hip replacements. I say, welcome to the club.