Have a Corntastic Day
What follows is a thoroughly heartwarming meme. Have you guys seen the corn kid on YouTube? The one who really loves corn? Who says that when he first tried corn with butter, everything changed? That kid just really, really loves corn. His dedication to a largely undervalued food truly brings a smile to your face and a tear to your eye.
Well, just imagine if that child knew that a truck had crashed on the highway and spilled corn across several lanes of traffic. I think that is what Christmas would look like for that kid. That is what heaven would look like for that kid. Oh, to be able to find such joy in such simple things.