For All the Indoorsy People
Have you ever gone on a dating website? I think if you played a drinking game where you did a shot every time you saw a profile that mentions they love hiking, you would be dead inside of 90 minutes (though, to be fair, doing shots for rock climbing, tacos and dogs would kill you faster).
If you don’t like hiking, you always feel like a weirdo because it seems like everyone else does. That’s all they want to do on the weekend. That’s what all their social media pictures are of. So I will take this random person’s message to heart. Are you one of us—one of the apparent maniacs who don’t like hiking? Take heart, my friend: you are not alone.