Not the Pineapple You Put on Pizza
All across the world, stores begin selling strange and frightening decorations for Halloween, including this pineapple constructed of skulls.
We all know that pineapple on pizza is a contentious issue, to begin with, but even people who adore this topping would agree that it’s not the pineapple for the job. That is the kind of pineapples we’d avoid in a hurry. Now, there’s a phrase we never anticipated uttering.