At Your Convenience
This caption reads: “Mine was shocked to learn that we can’t just hold it in until it’s convenient.” And she’s referring to her grown husband, father of her daughters – not to an adolescent boy. This one made me laugh out loud even though I’m not sure what exactly she referred to. Hold what in?? Your period? Your unborn baby?
Just imagine this scenario: “Honey, hold the baby in till Christmas, I’m super swamped at work until then.” Whatever he meant, it’s hilarious. And the fact that he was surrounded by women in the family makes it even funnier. Well, I guess that if you don’t ask, nobody tells you.