Forget about It
When this woman told her ex that she hasn’t had her period yet, he got frustrated with her for forgetting to do something so important. No wonder he’s her ex! I’m trying to get into this guy’s head. I’m imagining he thought that women have a special button they press – maybe it’s their belly button.
When they press the button, that turns on the faucet that pours it out. And they need to remember to do that every month – cause if they forget, they might get pregnant. Yeah, that’s how it works, dude! NOT. Maybe he got confused with women forgetting to take the pill – that’s the only conceivable explanation. Not that it’s an excuse. I hope she decided to turn him into an ex immediately after this unfortunate incident.