Reborn Doll
Do you know that show “Kids Say the Darndest Things”? Well, sometimes men say the darndest things. Like this guy who said that it’s not a real baby if it’s born by C-section. What is it then? A fake baby? A L.O.L surprise doll? A Cabbage Patch Kid? Or maybe some sort of furry alien baby? When the woman he said this to (who thankfully didn’t stick around) told him that she was born by C-section, he got enraged and angry and refused to explain what he meant.
I’m guessing that the moment she said that she was born by C-section, he suddenly realized that he confused a C-section for something else. Not that I can imagine what that could have been. But anyway, he probably panicked. And you know what they say: the best defense is a good offense, or in this case – a bad offense.