Get the Flamethrower?
The Olympics is pretty strange, if you really sit down and think about it. Countries pit their superheroes and superheroines against each other after years and years of training. And even the last-ranked person in a certain sport could totally whoop our butts with their eyes closed.

But it gets even weirder. Here, we see two women engaged in a spider ritual, where their main goal is to attract a mate? Actually, they’re performing a synchronized dance routine, and they’re totally killing it. So, Hans, you can put ze flammenwerfer away. These lovely ladies are putting on a show for the crowd.