If you’re drunk, drive yourself home!
Uber has to be one of the most ingenious services of modern times. If you don’t have a car, you can call an Uber to take you anywhere you want to go. It has become the unofficial designated driver for party-goers across the nation. If you’re too out of it to drive, just call an Uber, and the driver will get you home, safe and sound.
At least, that’s how it used to be, until Uber issued a policy that allowed its drivers to cancel rides for drunk passengers. @mckenziedenisee’s response to this ridiculous rule really sums up what everyone was thinking.