F in the chat for Peter, bois
To impress a girl with glasses in elementary school, this guy foolishly stared at the sun for much longer than any person would willingly do it for. They wound up causing some pretty horrible damage to their eyeball, and the girl wasn’t even awe-struck by his gesture. Girls are weird like that.
Seriously, if this guy wanted to impress his crush, he could’ve just lifted two chairs during music class. This is a great way to show any girl that you’ve got upper-body strength, and she’ll immediately fall into your arms. This is the sort of thing you only learn about with experience. Trust us, we’ve gotten dates by carrying three chairs at once.