Injured? Good
To whoever organized these gift cards, what’s wrong with you? Did you intentionally put the “got pain?” card behind the “you deserve it” card, or was this just a happy coincidence? Either way, this is the kind of humor we absolutely love.

On a somewhat unrelated note, back pain is nothing to laugh at. Sure, you feel invincible in your 20s, but as soon as you hit 30 years, your back, shoulders, and knees are going to spasm at random times. We’d like to say the culprit is bad posture and physical inactivity, but we all know what the source of your age-related pains is. Video games.