We Know, Moon Pie
Moon Pie isn’t the best snack in the world, but you have to admit that they have some self-awareness. Never have they promoted their product as being the best-tasting snack in this galaxy, let alone the moon, but at least they know what it’s like being a company on Twitter.
According to Moon Pie, the reason companies go so hard at each other on Twitter is because they’re lonely. That’s right, they have nobody to share their jokes with and nobody to tell how they really feel. When was the last time you asked Moon Pie how it was doing? We rest our case.