Really Old Spices
Old Spice, an antiperspirant brand, thought that it would be wise to poke fun at Taco Bell for offering a “fire sauce,” despite its lack of flames. By that logic, they’d also be against Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Old Spice should know that a product’s name doesn’t describe its ingredients.
After all, they’re called Old Spice. What, do they have really old spices in their antiperspirant sprays or something? However, we’ll admit that sometimes, our eyes water whenever someone sprays Old Spice our way. Maybe they should consider getting in the pepper spray game. We heard there’s good money to be made in self-defense.