*Insert Mayonnaise-Related Joke Here*
Hey, Real Kraft Mayo. Just stop talking. For goodness’ sake, get off Twitter and just work on your mayonnaise-esque product that nobody chooses over Hellmann’s. Don’t you guys understand that mayonnaise is the least of everyone’s problems right now? They’re dealing with the housing crisis, low pay, and actual heartbreak, not wondering what spread to use in their sandwich!
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To put them straight, one person responded that their husband’s unfaithfulness was the cause of their problems, not mayonnaise. To that, Kraft admitted that no mayonnaise-related joke could fix the problem of infidelity. That’s right, Kraft—just go back to making slices of processed cheese-like singles!