My Eyes!
Do you guys remember Sega? Back in the day, they used to make video game consoles. Today, they’re just a video game publisher. That’s not the worst switch to make in the world, considering they still have some pretty top-notch games, like Sonic and Jet Grind.

One Twitter user asked whether Sega was going to come out with a new Jet Grind game. We had to censor the name since it was too indecent to show on this page. Sega thought the same thing and wished that they didn’t have to lay eyes on a name containing three words that should never be used together ever.