Not Advised
Have you seen the bear in Charmin commercials? Of course, you have—we’ve seen that bear wipe its bottom with soft tissue paper more times than we’d like to remember. But what you know about the Charmin bear is that it’s fake. There’s no actual bear in the forest that would willingly accept toilet paper from a bipedal, hairless, monkey-like creature.

We pray that this Twitter user was joking about their daughter being mauled to death by a bear. Charmin explained that the animal used in its commercials was CGI and that under no circumstances should anyone mess around with wild creatures. That sounds like common sense to us.