Not a Bird’s Eye View
One time back in 2020, SpaceX was going to launch another one of its rockets into the stratosphere. They’ve sent like, what, 8,000 rockets already? You’d think that it would be old news by now, yet here we are, fawning over Elon Musk. He can do no wrong, after all!
However, one bird wasn’t going to stand up for all of Elon’s space-littering shenanigans. However, it couldn’t just pluck the satellites from the sky, so instead, it did what any bird in its position would do: block the wall-mounted camera that was live-streaming the SpaceX launch. There was probably a bounty put on the poor bird’s head by Elon’s fanboys.