WHERE’S MY MONEY?!
ASOS is a fashion company. That’s all you really need to know about them to realize that the higher-ups have no idea what the real world is like. Sure, Beyoncé has the same number of hours as everyone else does every day. Then again, so does Kim Jong-Un. So does Vladimir Putin. So what?
What ASOS doesn’t realize is that they, too, only have 24 hours every day. However, despite time being a very precious resource, they still take two entire weeks to issue a refund to their customers. Get your nose out of Beyoncé’s hindquarters and get back to work!