A weird twist to a sad story
Alright, so we don’t exactly know what the big deal is here. The problem stemmed from a case of forgetting to unplug a toaster. He forgot to unplug it at 6 AM when leaving for work. 12 hours later after coming home, he realized his mistake. However, the house wasn’t burned to the ground, though the steam coming out of his wife’s ears would make it appear that way.
They got into a huge argument, involving a “you’re the worst” and “you’re just like your mother.” You know, the regular stuff. Then, out of nowhere, she tosses their pet cat at him. You know your relationship is over when your pet becomes a projectile.