Death by pinpricks
This is another story where the poster’s spouse made the divorce announcement. Apparently, things were going badly between the two, but there was never one defining moment that made her want to split. But after a particularly nasty argument, she had enough and asked to separate for a little bit.
He took it one step further and proposed a divorce. Apparently, he had always been looking for a reason to get away from his wife. When she told him that they needed time apart, he used it as an opportunity to officially end their relationship. At last, the now-ex-husband got what he really wanted.