Making a statement
We have no idea if this is the name of a restaurant or if individuals paid for these signs to be erected outside it, but either way, it’s quite amusing.
Take a page out of this person’s book if you want to break up with someone clearly and concisely. It says everything they want to say, it makes their decision clear and simple, and it provides them with all the information they need. They’re divorcing Paul and taking the dog. It’s straightforward.