We’re octagon
Auto-correct is a fantastic feature, isn’t it? It’s the type of thing that won’t recognize your word when you just can’t figure out how to spell it, and it’s the kind of thing that mangles your words when you need them correct.
Yes, autocorrect knows when to make things uncomfortable and also when to create things octagon. The individual doing the dumping in this relationship couldn’t forgive their autocorrect for making a joke at that moment, but it did make them laugh. They’re still mad about it.