Good comeback
That heated argument, which went south in a hurry, is a terrific demonstration of why breaking up with someone should be conducted more responsibly than through a flippant text. You also shouldn’t try to make something as significant as breaking up with someone into a joke.
In the most ideal circumstances, you’ll set off a firestorm that will make your ex-lover wish he or she had never met you. In the worst-case scenario, they’ll break the news to you in the same flippant tone…