Can’t Top This Comeback
Dan is what some call a Ken, or a male Karen, who would freak out at a neighbor because their child’s toy is slightly near their property. The argument here was that the toy was only three inches over Dan’s property line, but that doesn’t matter to Dan because three inches is still three inches.
Where could Dan have gotten that line from? His neighbor knew. Dan has never been a nice guy and his neighbor assumed that was the reason why his ex-wife Lori left him. But now she knows that Lori must have told him the same thing. “Three inches is three inches.”