Such a Helpful ID
Identity cards wouldn’t really serve their purpose if they didn’t have people’s identities on them, would they? It’s in the name after all. This bus pass from Hey Arnold! features Arnold’s face but instead of having his birth date, all it says is “Yes.”

There was never a doubt that he was born, it’s the reason why he even exists in the first place, but the question is when was he born? It would be hilarious if our real-world IDs looked something like this. No one would be able to card you and there would be no need for fake IDs.