Whitebeard
You’ve heard of Blackbeard and Redbeard, infamous pirates from history, but wait until you’ve seen Whitebeard. This cat looks as though it roamed the wide open seas, traveling from place to place and raiding other ships, stealing their bounty. Quite the criminal if you ask us, but enough to make any infamous pirate proud.
Of course, none of what we said was true about this cat being a sailor and skilled sword fighter, it’s just cream on its face. But wouldn’t that be cool to see a cat become a pirate and lead a lovable band of scallywag? Let’s make that movie happen, Hollywood, the people want to see it.