Busted For Boogers
Don’t act like you don’t pick your nose when you’re all alone. We all do it. Nobody can resist the call of the jagged edge of a booger poking at their insides or one of the soft, slimy chunks that vibrate and threaten to shoot out if you laugh too hard.
The only problem here is that u/highitsdan did it in the middle of story time and ditched the evidence under a classmate’s desk. We still won’t blame him for pretending it wasn’t his because even an adult would never cop to leaving their nose gold anywhere but on a tissue in the trash.