Christmas lights
Technically, he put up the Christmas tree. He even put up the decorations and everything. However, his wife would be pretty disappointed when she gets home – unless she shares his sense of humor. This is the kind of dad jokes that make us laugh, but not everybody gets this humor, so it’s a bit risky.
When you can’t be bothered to put up the Christmas tree, but you want to make your wife happy, this probably isn’t the way to go. Unless you know her, and you know she’ll find this funny. Either way, it’s a good way of putting up the Christmas tree for lazy people, and that way you don’t have to spend hours picking the perfect tree.