#38 Mulan (again)
We can’t stress this enough: Mulan is actually a Disney princess who has an inspiring story to tell. However, what we can’t wrap our heads around is the fact that her commander, Li Shang, totally wanted to boink her. Did we forget to mention that his initial response to learning about her womanhood was disgust?
Yeah, we remember that glance you gave her when you were singing I’ll Make a Man Out of You. We also remember how close you were to losing against the Huns until Mulan saved your sorry butt.