World’s Worst Tour Guide
When I first read, “As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way,” I couldn’t help but feel a little sad. But then, the punchline hit me like a double-decker bus: “Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.” I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a good self-deprecating joke?
It’s like this dad knows that his tours are so bad that people would rather be lost forever than stick around for another minute. But in all seriousness, I have to give this dad props for his comedic timing. And hey, if he ever does decide to switch careers, maybe he could become a comedian instead.