Lettuce Leaf!
I have to admit; when I first read this joke, I couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit. I mean, who hasn’t heard of the stereotype that all vegans do is eat lettuce? It’s like this dad took that stereotype and turned it on its head. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to mess with some burglars a little bit if given the opportunity?

Of course, in all seriousness, I don’t condone trapping people in your basement, vegan or not. But as a dad joke? This one’s a winner in my book. This dad deserves some credit for his clever wit. I just hope he doesn’t make a habit out of trapping people in his basement, vegan or not.