It’s a Seasonal Gourd!
Here we have another HOA obsessed with pumpkins. Who knew this was a thing?! This OP decorated their house for Halloween by putting some pumpkins on their front porch, pretty much like everyone else in the country. November 1st rolls around, and the HOA promptly sends a letter stating that all pumpkins have to be thrown away…or else.

They went on to say that if the OP didn’t dispose of the pumpkins, the HOA board would do it for them and charge a fine. This is truly wild, considering that November 1st is literally one day after Halloween. In addition, pumpkins are totally Thanksgiving decorations! Just because Halloween is done doesn’t mean pumpkin decor is over for the year. Sheesh!