The Way You Dress Shows Who You are.
We don’t know why he thinks it took everyone so long to figure out who this other person is claiming to be, and we don’t understand why he believes that either. It’s hard to understand what it is about him that makes so many different women want to be with him.
Since he is wearing something at the moment, it is likely that he would like to settle into a comfortable pattern while he is wearing whatever it is that he is wearing right now. It seems to me that there isn’t a single woman on the face of the planet who wouldn’t find that amusing.