Pay Me to Read, Write, and Maybe Sleep
Do you know how much work goes into being a security guard? It’s mostly boring work. How often do you see security guards get into fistfights with rowdy customers or draw guns on thieves? That’s only like 0.0001% of what the job entails—the rest is just being there as a deterrent.
This guy, who’s looking for additional security guard work, understands that, but he doesn’t have to be so blatantly honest about it. The part that really gets us is in his offer, he claims that he can work nights but can’t be held responsible if he dozes off in the middle of his shift.