Hard Pass from Us
If a potential landlord places a height restriction on future tenants, you know they’re out of their mind. But that’s not even the craziest stipulation in this ad. The future tenant also has to be open to a FWB relationship, which involves getting down and dirty with who we assume is an old lady.
And you have to take at least two to ten hours of your monthly schedule to perform your FWB deeds or at least be open to the proposition. The upside is that you don’t have to pay a single cent on rent. Who can say no to such an offer? We know we can.