I Waited R Years for This?
Oh, wow! It’s the buyer’s birthday! Happy birthday, buyer! Now, what is it that the seller can help you with? O, you want a close-to-new iPhone SE, do you? Well, do you have the $200? You don’t? And you want a discount because it’s your birthday?
Don’t be this kind of person. Every day is someone’s birthday, and we bet that this birthday boy or girl celebrated their birthday multiple times that year to try and score free or cheap stuff on Craigslist. If it really is your birthday, ask your parents or friends to get you something—you know, someone who actually cares about your happiness.