Creepy Stuff Our Kids Said; The Stuff That Shook Us To The Core

Imagine what it’s like to be a mall Santa during the holidays. You’re in that hot and heavy suit while being forced to smile and nod through the never-ending Christmas lists of hundreds of children thrown on your lap, many of which are dripping in snot and tears because they’re afraid of you and everything they think you know about them.

u/08fjchic’s son was not one of those children. Rather than fearing Santa, he probably made him want to hop into his sleigh and beg Rudolph to fly as fast as he could back to the North Pole. If this kid wants to criminalize loving junk food, consider us felons because the prospect of giving up our snacks is as scary as anything else on this list.