Don’t get us wrong. We love our kids, and we love every minute with them; even the tough ones, like when they won’t go to sleep unless they’re wearing pants with pockets or when they lose every marble on the planet because we cut their sandwich diagonally. Still, we’d enjoy personal space when drifting off to Slumberland.
Some kids are all mommy all the time, soaking up every second as if it’s the last. We appreciate the sentiment, but we wish they’d find another way to express it instead of acting like a creepy stalker who snuck in through the bathroom window. Good thing we like them back.