Creepy Stuff Our Kids Said; The Stuff That Shook Us To The Core

If you suddenly experience the eerie burn of an unseen stranger watching you digging for gold while you’re scrolling through this article on your phone or laptop, you might want to check your closet for this Redditor’s three-year-old niece. The Peeping Tom in training will tell everyone what she saw, and nobody believe you were just scratching an itch.

Seriously though, this kid is giving us some big-time boogeyman vibes, leading us to ask whether she’s already seen one too many scary movies before preschool or if this was part of her training for a hide-and-seek championship. No doubt she’d make an excellent private investigator when she grows up, so long as she doesn’t continue to ask her targets to dance before spying on them.