He Had The Right Idea, But We’ve Still Got Goosebumps
Give a kid a toy and they’ll bring it to life with an elaborate backstory complete with all the dramas of a human being. In most cases, their lives quiet down when they go back into the toy box, but this boy’s toys didn’t know when to quit, so choices were made.
This little one wasn’t wrong. You can’t talk if you don’t have a head. Unfortunately, if you’re tired of your overly chatty coworker who specializes in incessant and monotonous small talk before you’ve put the creamer in your coffee, you can’t just reach over the cubicle and pluck their head off like a minifig.