These Kids Said Something Truly Jarring
The love a child has for their parents outweighs their ability to express those feelings fluently. They fumble with their words, melting our hearts into puddles of tears, washing away all our worldly stresses. They’re sweet, aren’t they? At least they try to be. Occasionally, those tears are liquid fear when we learn how far our kids are willing to go to keep us with them forever.
These kids would have loved ancient Egypt, where keeping your late loved ones in a carved stone jar was totally normal and not creepy at all. Just don’t tell them there’s a place in the US that will mummify and put you in a sarcophagus for a cool $67,000, or else they may start saving up their allowance now.