Creepy Stuff Our Kids Said; The Stuff That Shook Us To The Core

You’re all tucked into bed with your favorite snuggly blanket, waiting to drift off into sleep while your mind races through random thoughts that get muddier by the minute until you’re fully asleep, but sometimes those pre-snooze thoughts feel like earth-shattering revelations. Kids aren’t immune to these late-night realizations either.

U/mathisfakenews’ son is on the right track. Razors and toothbrushes glide across surfaces to rid them of unwanted hair and grime after we lather them up with soap or toothpaste, and then we rinse them clean, but the idea of razors anywhere near our mouths sends our hands up to our face in defense.