Too Close For Comfort
There are two camps when it comes to pregnancy. On one side, you have the people who embrace every moment they share their body with their baby that grows and changes every day because it’s the closes they’ll ever be with their children. On the other side, there are the people who can’t wait to quit their job as baby incubators because they feel like they’re in an Alien movie.
Sharing your body with another human being is the most intimate experience, but pregnancy can be straight-up gross. Babies eliminate their waste in the womb, but you’re not toting around turds like this three-year-old thinks. Everything passes through the umbilical cord as it’s a two-way street for supplementation and waste disposal. It goes into your blood. We’ll let you decide whether the truth or the toddler is more terrifying.