Burning the Baby
Taking care of babies is hard. They’re precious, screaming meat sacks that can’t communicate their wants and needs with actual words for about a year and a half, they expel messes from both ends, you have to feed them on schedule, and God forbid you forget to oil them up and put them on the stove.
This little girl’s game of house turned into horror when she confused cooking with your kids for tossing them on the front burner. There are better ways to get a break from your imaginary children, but she hasn’t quite figured them out yet. Hopefully, she’ll distract her real-life children with an iPad like the rest of us instead of sending them to an eternal fire nap.