That’s Threateningly Vague
Be afraid when a three-year-old tells you they will ruin your life because you invited them to the dinner table. If you’ve followed the article this far, you know there’s no end to the depths of darkness in a child’s imagination because it goes anywhere from collecting your body parts to cursing you with hundreds of unresting souls.
The other kids on this list gave their parents all the gory details of what was headed their way, but this Redditor has it coming for them when they least expect it, and they don’t even know what to look for. If anyone needs to be sleeping with their eyes open and the doors locked, it’s these parents.