No More Goodnights
When you tuck in your toddler at night, you expect the usual back and forth of goodnights and wishes of sweet dreams. You don’t expect them to feed you what sounds like an Oscar-winning movie line that has you wondering whether they’re plotting your demise or an escape from their second-story window.
We can only speculate what lead to this dramatic bone-chilling exchange. Maybe he’d just learned about sleeping your way to Slumberland and took it too literally, thinking he’d need to say farewell to everyone before taking off. We’ll stick with that idea because it gives us the least amount of shivers.