Bludgeoned Breakfast
Have you strangled your orange juice today? Drowned your bacon? Or beaten your eggs? Okay, the last one actually seems reasonable, but if you’re in the mood for processed breakfast food served up in wildly violent ways with even more macabre names, head on over to this girl’s house. She’s got you covered (but hopefully not smothered).

No breakfast food is safe from this big sister because she takes her job as a murderous chef seriously and is ready to serve with a smile. As long as the knives are going into the food instead of those seated at the dining room table, we’ll let it fly.