Kiddie Soul Keeper
Kids have secrets, and they’re terrible at keeping them, even if it’s something as big as being the keeper of souls. We imagined someone in charge of the essence of life would store souls in something more secure and magically adorned than a Peppa the Pig tin, but what can we expect when their keeper is six?

We’re less concerned about this girl’s grim collection than we are about her desire to transfer 100 souls into her mother, who is probably already overwhelmed enough with her own thoughts on how to deal with this situation, let alone the possibility of having 100 people fighting for control over her body.